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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:09
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Notes and quotes from Day 1 of Raiders' 2025 mandatory minicamp - Las Vegas Raiders
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
SI cover model Livvy Dunne says she's being stalked in airports by 'middle-aged men' - NBC News
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Scientists find 34-million-year-old snake that changes our understanding of evolution - Earth.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..