What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do you think Christine Lagarde will be headed and will be heading for success in the next French presidential elections starting as soon as 2027?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

What does it mean when your husband comments and likes other women on social media? He has private IG and TikTok accounts that I have no access to. He has saved videos and pictures of women on his phone.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger